On the Chaser forum, there's a thread for people to suggest their own items for the newsbar. Here, in no particular order, is a selection of my favourites (in order to get the full experience, may I humbly suggest you turn your head sideways and scroll down the page to read them):
Unfunny Chaser headline lifted from The Onion
Channel 9 defies Ptolemy, Copernicus: Declares Eddie centre of universe
Australian Idol Reject Finalist leaves with dignity
Andrew Bolt fired for objective journalism, goes quietly.
Kerry O'Brien nails politician with absurd hypothetical
Mid-morning news presenter listens to guest, asks unprepared question
Lateline interview finishes without 'running out of time'
Sensitive new age male student secretly downloads Paris Hilton sex video
Glen Robbins: ‘I am ready to win a gold Logie’
Viewer still confused over Mick Molloy’s digs at Steve Vizard on The Late Show
Bob Ellis predicts Kim Beazley victory, still not joking
Irony of phrase 'Two Party Preferred' not lost on National Party
British TV show spoilt by viewer constantly guessing where he had seen actors before
Elderly bus passenger walks through entire bus, to exit from front door
Teenager finds pornography oddly less tempting after 18th birthday
Stupid email question writer told to 'just bloody Google it'
Apathy Society apparently 'not worth joining'
Roller shoes' market share stumbles, falls, breaks wrist
Radiohead to release feel-good hit of the summer
Thom Yorke announced as Gillette’s new face, wrists.
Woman gets Foxtel Digital Sky News UK just to understand Dead Ringers jokes
Dead Ringers fan points out you don't really get Mad TV's jokes either
Australian Idol contender feels urge to rearrange classic for no reason
Olivia Newton John releases new album: Fund My Retirement Please
Womyn looking for a real myn's myn.
Nico’s cow-orkers do not go out of their way to make her life more difficult
(Okay, I made the last one up myself)
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